America F#%& Yeah!

Right now I am reading I Am America (And So Can You!) by Stephen Colbert. I swear I am trying hard to be extremely judgemental but I cannot stop laughing. I'll leave you with a short excerpt:

I am reminded of the works of Walt Whitman, the nineteenth-century poet, naturalist, and all around man's man, who, through his epic lyricism, defined the character of this new nation. He said,

"I celebrate myself, and sing myself,
And what I assume, you shall assume."

That "I" he was talking about? It's me.

I think that quotes speaks for itself.